Nick "Burto" Burton (12)

15 to 1

Budgie

Nick "Burto" Burton, affectionately known as the "The Budgie" is as unpredictable as a budgie on the golf course. With his colorful language and feather-light touch, he navigates the fairways and greens with the finesse of a bird in flight. His swing is as erratic as a budgie in a windstorm, but somehow he always manages to find his way back to the nest. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Well, let's just say they're about as likely as a budgie winning a singing contest against a nightingale. But hey, stranger things have happened on the links!

Kieran "Golden Snout" Drum (34)

80 to 1

Toucan

Kieran "Golden Snout" Drum, renowned for his prodigious schnoz and his unorthodox approach to golf, resembling a toucan trying to master the game with both beaks. With a nose so massive, it serves as a built-in radar for finding lost balls in the rough, Kieran swings with the grace of a startled flamingo. His unique two-handed technique has left many scratching their heads and wondering if he's aiming to hit the ball or perform a mating ritual with his club. As for the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, let's just say the odds of Kieran winning are about as likely as a kangaroo winning a high jump competition. But hey, at least he provides some comic relief for the spectators and a good laugh for the competition!

Simon "lez" Beardall (27)

20 to 1

Anhingas

Simon "Lez" Beardall, renowned for his skinny frame and remarkable ability to fake injuries, could give even an Anhinga a run for its money on the golf course. With his perpetual sore shoulder conveniently flaring up just when the going gets tough, Lez has mastered the art of garnering sympathy strokes from his fellow golfers. However, his prowess with the clubs leaves much to be desired, resembling more of a frenzied flailing of a flamingo rather than the smooth swing of a seasoned golfer. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, let's just say the odds are about as slim as Lez himself managing to avoid landing in the water hazards. But hey, stranger things have happened on the green!

Joel "Orchid" Nester (11)

10 to 1

Swinging Swan

Joel "Orchid" Nester, a name as rare and delicate as a feathered creature known as the "Swingin' Swan." Just as the majestic swan glides gracefully across the water, one can imagine Joel gracefully navigating the fairways with the elegance of a ballet dancer. However, much like the elusive "Swingin' Swan," known for its sporadic appearances on the course, Joel's chances of winning the inaugural T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club might be as likely as spotting a flamingo in a snowstorm. But who knows, perhaps his unique name and charm will work some magic on the greens and lead him to an unexpected victory amidst the flock of competitors. After all, stranger things have happened on the golf course.

Andrew "crowy" Crowe (27)

100 to 1

Crow

Andrew "Crowy" Crowe has a golf game that's as unpredictable as a crow in a bakery. His first time on the green resembled a fledgling attempting flight, with more flapping and squawking than precision. Watching him swing a club is like witnessing a crow trying to juggle oranges – entertaining but utterly chaotic. He approaches each tee-off with the finesse of a crow trying to solve a Rubik's Cube: lots of head tilting and confusion. Yet, despite his apparent lack of golfing prowess, Crowy possesses one attribute akin to his avian namesake – persistence. Like a crow scavenging for shiny trinkets, he tirelessly chases after that elusive hole-in-one, much to the amusement of onlookers. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club? Well, let's just say the odds are about as likely as a crow winning a spelling bee. But hey, stranger things have happened on the fairway!

Michael "kruges" Kruger (36)

100 to 1

Lilac Breasted Roller

Michael "Kruges" Kruger, often hailed as the maestro of golfing with a beer in hand, is a phenomenon on the fairways. His swing is as smooth as a silk scarf caught in a gentle breeze, but his true mastery lies in his uncanny ability to navigate the course with only one thing on his mind: the beers waiting at the 19th hole. While others meticulously calculate angles and distances, Kruges calculates how many holes he can complete before the beer cart catches up. His dedication to the sport is admirable, as long as you consider drinking a sport. Comparing his skills to that of a Lilac Breasted Roller is like comparing a tipsy golfer to a bird with a rainbow plumage – both are stunning in their own right, but only one can hold a club without wings. As for winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, let's just say Kruges might have a better chance of teaching the Lilac Breasted Roller to tap dance.

Roger "doger" Pearce (21)

25 to 1

Great Horned Owl

Roger "Dodger" Pearce is a veteran of the golfing game like no other. He maneuvers through the golf course with the finesse of a seasoned Great Horned Owl, perched majestically on his golf cart, puffing away on his cigarette as if it were his trusty talisman. With each swing, he exhibits the wisdom and precision of his avian counterpart, gracefully navigating obstacles with the poise of a bird in flight. However, while the Great Horned Owl might reign supreme in the night, Roger "Dodger" Pearce's prowess shines brightest on the green. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Well, let's just say if there were a category for style points and comedic charm, he'd be a shoo-in. But when it comes to the actual game, well, let's just hope his spirit animal brings him some luck.

Peter "pt" Thatcher (19)

15 to 1

Tawny Frogmouth

Peter "pt" Thatcher, the golfing guru of Corowa, is a marvel to behold on the greens. With his bushy eyebrows resembling divot-ridden fairways, he mentors novice golfers with the patience of a saint and the humor of a seasoned comedian. His stalwart presence on the course is reminiscent of a Tawny Frogmouth, perched stoically, waiting to swoop in for the perfect shot. While his swing may sometimes resemble a tangled mess of spaghetti, his wisdom and guidance are as straight as the longest drive down the fairway. As for his chances in the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, let's just say if determination and laughter were par for the course, Peter would be a shoo-in for the trophy. But alas, in the unpredictable world of golf, even the most seasoned veterans can find themselves humbled by a rogue sand trap or a mischievous gopher. Nonetheless, win or lose, Peter "pt" Thatcher will undoubtedly leave a trail of smiles and memorable moments in his wake.

Shane "jenko" Jenkins (9)

8 to 1

Emu

Shane "Jenko" Jenkins is a golfing force to be reckoned with, although he's more known for his big hits off the tee rather than his sunny disposition. Shane, with his grumpy face and a swing that could rival a tornado, approaches the tee like an emu eyeing up its next target. His precision is as unpredictable as an emu's dance moves, and his big hitter status is about as subtle as a kangaroo in a china shop. But could he win the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Well, if the tournament included a category for "Most Likely to Scare Away the Competition," Shane might have a fighting chance. As for winning on pure golfing talent? Let's just say the emus might have a better shot at mastering a hole-in-one.

Norman "Pa Cool" Woodyard (27)

30 to 1

Woodcock

Norman "Pa Cool" Woodyard, stalwart of the links and legend among the Mad Bulldogs supporters, strides onto the golf course with the swagger of a conquering hero. His swing is as smooth as butter, his putts as precise as a surgeon's scalpel. Pa Cool's dedication to the game is only matched by his unwavering loyalty to his beloved Bulldogs. He tackles the fairways with the tenacity of a bulldog and the finesse of a seasoned golfer. Comparing his skills to that of a Woodcock would be like pitting a majestic eagle against a squawking, confused chicken. As for the likelihood of him winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Well, let's just say the odds are about as slim as a snowball's chance in the fiery pits of Hades. But hey, stranger things have happened on the greens. Maybe Pa Cool will surprise us all and bring home the trophy, much like how a Woodcock might unexpectedly soar to victory amidst a flock of doubters

Cain "Piggy" McGregor (4)

5 to 1

Peregrine Falcon

Cain "Piggy" McGregor is a golfing legend with a swing of a seasoned pro. Known for his uncanny ability to keep a straight face while sending balls soaring into the horizon, he's like the lovechild of a stand-up comedian and a golfing virtuoso. With a nickname like "Piggy," you'd think he'd be more at home in a bacon-eating contest, but nope, he's got more finesse with a club than a pig does with mud. His golfing prowess is legendary; he's won more tournaments than he's lost balls in the rough, and that's saying something. Serious competitors quake in their cleats when they see him stroll onto the green, knowing they're about to be out-joked and out-golfed in equal measure. If you were to compare him to a bird, he'd be a Peregrine Falcon, swooping in with deadly accuracy and a mischievous glint in his eye. As for the likelihood of him winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Well, let's just say the odds are about as good as finding a polar bear in a snowstorm—almost guaranteed.

Rob "Greggsy" McGregor (13)

8 to 1

Starling

Meet Rob "Greggsy" McGregor, the stickler for the rules on the fairway, where every divot must be marked with precision and every putt aligned to the nth degree. His good golf etiquette is so impeccable that even the roo's stop to watch in admiration. As a golfer, he's as smooth as butter on hot toast, gliding through each hole with the finesse of a ballerina on ice. He's like a starling, flitting from tee to green with grace and poise, chirping instructions to his fellow players with a melodious tone. So who knows, maybe Greggsy will surprise us all and emerge victorious, armed with nothing but his rulebook and a pocketful of misplaced optimism.

Scott "Gumby" Lynch (11)

12 to 1

Great Bastard

Scott "Gumby" Lynch, renowned for his eclectic blend of talents, is a man of many quirks. As a teacher, he's adept at imparting knowledge, though his classroom antics often resemble a circus act more than a lecture. When it comes to gambling, he's a high-stakes risk-taker, known for betting his last milo martini on a long shot at the races. Yet, amidst the chaos, he remains the enigmatic two-time golf champion, his victories as rare and majestic as spotting a Great Bustard doing the cha-cha on the fairway. The comparison is uncanny – both Gumby and the Bustard possess an air of mystery and unpredictability. However, while the Bustard relies on its sheer size and striking appearance, Gumby relies on sheer luck and a questionable swing. The likelihood of him winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club? Well, let's just say it's about as likely as a kangaroo hopping through a sand trap – entertaining to watch, but not entirely probable.

Wade "Bomber" Balzer (13)

3 to 1

Frigatebird

Wade "Bomber" Balzer, the man with a swing so powerful it could send baseballs into orbit, has taken the golfing world by storm. With a swing like a frenzied frigatebird diving for fish, he effortlessly sends golf balls soaring into the stratosphere. Known for his big hits on the baseball diamond and his knack for sinking putts on the green, Balzer is a hybrid athlete of epic proportions. Watching him on the golf course is like witnessing a majestic frigatebird gracefully swooping through the sky, only to crash-land into a hole-in-one. As for the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, the odds are in Balzer's favor – after all, who can compete with a man whose swing is as legendary as the flight of a frigatebird? With his combination of power, precision, and a touch of avian elegance, victory seems all but guaranteed. So let the feathers fly and the balls soar, for Wade "Bomber" Balzer is here to conquer the fairways and the hearts of golf fans everywhere.

Daniel "Mr Tennis" De Fazio (40)

40 to 1

Sardinian Warbler

Daniel "Mr Tennis" De Fazio, renowned for his undying love for tennis, is a walking tennis encyclopedia and a fountain of unwanted advice. He missed Last year with Tennis elbow. His skills on the court are as impressive as a Sardinian Warbler's chirping prowess in the springtime—loud, energetic, and often unexpected. However, when it comes to golf, he's about as graceful as a kangaroo trying to play the violin. As for the likelihood of him winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Let's just say it's about as likely as a penguin winning a marathon—entertaining to watch, but not exactly in the realm of probability.

Christian "Lennie" Whiteman (19)

35 to 1

Flamingo

Christian "Lennie" Whiteman, affectionately dubbed after the lovable but somewhat clueless Simpsons character, possesses a unique blend of charm and obliviousness that's as endearing as it is hilarious. His penchant for impeccable dress-ups on the golf course rivals that of a fashion-conscious Flamingo strutting its stuff. With his vibrant polos and perfectly pressed slacks, he stands out like a tropical bird in a sea of khaki-clad players. But don't let his comedic persona fool you; there's a surprising grace to Lennie's game, much like the elegant movements of a Flamingo navigating a water hazard. His swing, while unorthodox, has a certain fluidity that defies logic and leaves onlookers both baffled and entertained. It's as if he's channeling the spirit of Happy Gilmore with a dash of Fred Astaire thrown in for good measure. As for the likelihood of Lennie clinching victory at the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club? Well, let's just say it's about as probable as a penguin winning a high dive competition.

Mark "Baz" Barras (18)

22 to 1

Northern Goshawk

Mark "Baz" Barras, affectionately known as the 'High-Flying Golfer,' is a character to behold on the green. With a love for weed that rivals his love for golf, Baz is always seen teeing off with a twinkle in his eye and a puff of smoke trailing behind him. His buddies, Ash and Tai, are his partners in crime both on and off the course, always there to share a laugh or pass around a joint. As Baz embarks on his first golf trip. He's like a Northern goshawk on the course, swooping in with precision and speed, albeit with a slightly hazy gaze. Comparing Baz's skills to those of a Northern goshawk, well, let's just say there are some striking similarities. Both possess keen eyesight and a sharp focus, albeit for different pursuits. While the goshawk hunts with precision, Baz's hunt for the perfect swing is fueled by his unyielding passion for the game (and maybe a bit of that herbal inspiration). However, when it comes to predicting the likelihood of Baz winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club, well, let's just say his chances might be as hazy as his favorite smoke. But hey, stranger things have happened on the green, and with Baz's unpredictable yet undeniably entertaining style, who knows? Maybe he'll surprise us all and take home the trophy, joint in hand.

Gerry "Walshy" Walsh (40)

50 to 1

Red Browed Finch

Gerry "Walshy" Walsh, affectionately known as the "First-Time Flailer" on his inaugural golf trip, could hardly be missed on the fairway. Picture a Red Browed Finch attempting a delicate ballet routine in a field of dandelions—that was Walshy's golf swing, a mesmerizing display of chaos and confusion. His grasp of the game was about as solid as a sandcastle in a tsunami, sending balls flying in all directions except the intended one. As for strategy, he was as lost as a squirrel in a maze of golf carts. The likelihood of Walshy winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club? About as probable as finding a diamond in a sand trap. But hey, at least he provided plenty of entertainment for the spectators, who found themselves dodging golf balls like they were in a chaotic game of dodgeball. Who needs Tiger Woods when you've got Gerry "Walshy" Walsh?

Tainui "Tai" Tawhai (25)

13 to 1

Kiwi

Tainui "Tai" Tawhai, the perpetually perky personal trainer from down under, could outlast a possum in a nocturnal showdown. While others sleep, Tai's up all night, perfecting his golf swing under the moonlit sky. With his mates Ash and Baz, he's a one-man band of banter and bogeys, spreading positivity like Vegemite on toast. His Kiwi roots give him an unfair advantage; he's as resilient as a Kiwi bird surviving in a world of predators. But can Tai conquer the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club? Well, with his relentless energy and unbreakable spirit, he's more likely to persuade the kangaroos to caddy for him than lose to a mere mortal. Watch out, folks, Tai's on the prowl, and he's not taking any prisoners—unless they're in his yoga class on Tuesday mornings.

Rick "DJ" Brown (21)

10 to 1

Brown Booby

Rick "DJ" Brown, the towering titan of talent, is a man of many hats, or should we say, many feathers. Standing tall like a skyscraper, he's as formidable on the soccer field as he is on the beat as a policeman. But when he's not chasing criminals or soccer balls, you can find him swinging his golf clubs with the finesse of a seasoned pro, or at least a runner-up enthusiast. And let's not forget his prowess as a long driver—why walk when you can drive, right? With a golf game that's been as close to victory as a Brown Booby is to taking flight, it's a wonder if his golf game will finally soar to new heights at the T.A.T golf tournament in Corowa. But hey, if anyone can do it, it's DJ Brown—the man who's as unpredictable on the golf course as a booby is on the high seas.

Hamish "Hammer" Giles (27)

25 to 1

Rhode Island Red

Hamish "Hammer" Giles is the epitome of a party animal in golf spikes. He loves to party harder than a bunch of teenagers at a soda fountain, and rumor has it, he stays up all night perfecting his swing, or at least trying to. Despite his determination, he's the kind of guy who should be better, but somehow always ends up in the sand trap of mediocrity. His previous team win in golf could be chalked up to sheer luck or perhaps the strategic placement of a lucky gnome on the green. Comparing his skills to those of a Rhode Island Red, well, let's just say both possess a certain flair for making noise and attracting attention, but when it comes to finesse on the fairway, Hammer might just have the edge—unless we're talking about pecking contests. As for the likelihood of Hammer winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club, let's just say the odds are about as slim as a golf tee in a haystack. But hey, stranger things have happened on the links. Who knows, maybe the stars will align, and he'll sink a hole-in-one while simultaneously managing not to lose his lucky ball in the water hazard.

Ben "Gotts" Goette (31)

40 to 1

Dusky Moorhen

Meet Ben "Gotts" Goette, the eccentric golfer who takes team dress-up to a whole new level, especially when it involves his beloved Geelong Footy Club and his faithful caddy Yada, who sports a tiny Geelong scarf that makes Tiger Woods' golf attire seem mundane. Ben approaches the golf course with the finesse of a Dusky Moorhen waddling through a water hazard—awkward yet oddly graceful, with a penchant for making unexpected turns. His swing is reminiscent of a flamingo attempting ballet, but somehow, he manages to hit the ball straighter than a pelican's flight path. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, let's just say they're about as likely as finding a kangaroo playing hopscotch on the fairway. But hey, stranger things have happened on the golf course, like Ben's uncanny ability to sink a putt while wearing a foam finger. So who knows? Maybe this year, the trophy will find its way into Ben's hands, and Yada will celebrate with a victory lap around the 18th green.

Andrew "Yada" Yates (18)

8 to 1

Great Egret

Andrew "yada" Yates, known as the towering titan of the fairway, stands tall both in stature and in his ability to wallop golf balls into oblivion. With a swing like a wrecking ball and a knack for precision, he's like a human trebuchet on the course. His track record as a previous winner and his uncanny knack for being nearest to the pin make him a force to be reckoned with. But what truly sets him apart is his penchant for dressing up with Ben, turning the golf course into a runway for their outrageous outfits. the Great Egret, with its graceful glide and elegant presence, seems like the epitome of poise and serenity. Yet, if we were to imagine the bird taking up golf, it might find itself flapping awkwardly through the air, its long legs causing all sorts of trouble on the tee box. While the egret may have the finesse of flight, Andrew "yada" Yates has the brute force and finesse of a wrecking ball in trousers. With his towering presence, booming hits, and knack for nailing the pin, it wouldn't be surprising if Andrew strutted off the course with the trophy.

Travis "Tex" Perkins (6)

4 to 1

Cardinal

Travis "Tex" Perkins, the golfing sensation straight outta Texas with hair as fiery as his swing. This man can navigate the fairways like a cowboy wrangling cattle, and his victory in 2022 was sweeter than a spoonful of Texas honey. With his ginger locks blazing in the sun, he's as distinctive as a cardinal perched on a fencepost. Just like that bird, he's got a keen eye for precision, swooping in for those birdies with finesse. As for the likelihood of Tex taking home the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club? Well, let's just say if there were a prize for charm and charisma, he'd be no chance, But when it comes to golf, with his skills and Texas grit, he might just turn that tournament into a Texan rodeo, yee-hawing his way to victory faster than you can say "fore!"

Trent "Pittsy" Pitts (21)

15 to 1

Kookaburra

Trent "Pittsy" Pitts, the man with a golf swing as smooth as butter and a cricket bat that's seen more sixes than a Kookaburra bird on a sugar rush! Picture this: on his second golf trip, he approached the tee with the confidence of a premiership cricketer eyeing up the last ball of the match. As he swung, it was as if the golf club whispered sweet nothings to the ball, coaxing it to sail through the air like a majestic Kookaburra taking flight. His prowess on the cricket field translated seamlessly to the golf course, his shots soaring over bunkers and water hazards with the grace of a bird skimming a lake. But alas, as for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Well, let's just say they're about as likely as a Kookaburra winning a spelling bee. But hey, at least he'll provide plenty of entertainment along the way!

Ash "Shoot the shit" Harris (27)

30 to 1

White Bellbird

Meet Ash "Shoot the shit" Harris, the hilariously loud golfer from Queensland who's more renowned for his belt-whipping banter than his backswing. He's the kind of guy who could make you snort-laugh mid-swing, especially when he's out on the green with his buddies Tai and Baz. Picture him teeing off, cracking jokes louder than the sound of his club hitting the ball. His humor is as wild as a White Bellbird's call, echoing through the fairways with unmatched intensity. But when it comes to his golf skills, let's just say he's more likely to hit a birdie with his jokes than with his swing. As for the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, Ash might not be the odds-on favorite for victory, but he'll definitely be the crowd favorite for providing entertainment worth more than a hole-in-one.

Craig "Dessy" McBrian (25)

60 to 1

Australian Brush Turkey

Craig "Dessy" McBrian, affectionately known as the "Golfing Bush Turkey" amongst his mates, embarks on his first golf trip with all the grace of a newborn kangaroo on roller skates. Being another proud Queenslander, he struts onto the course like a cockatoo in mating season, armed with a golf bag full of optimism and a swing resembling a dingo chasing its tail. While he claimed to love AFL, his golf game resembles more of a scrum between emus fighting over a worm. His approach shots were as accurate as a cane toad trying to hit a bullseye, and his putting stroke resembled a platypus trying to juggle. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa Golf Club, well, let's just say they're about as likely as a koala winning a sprint race against a pack of greyhounds. But hey, at least he provides comic relief on the course, much like the antics of an Australian Brush Turkey crashing a backyard barbecue.

Daniel "Danny" Pearce (14)

4 to 1

The Bald Eagle

Daniel "Danny" Pearce, the man who single-handedly kickstarted the T.A.T event, is a principal with a twist. His office isn't just where you get detention; it's the epicenter of all things hilarious. He's like the ringleader of a circus, except the circus is aa golf trip, and the clowns are the golfers. Danny struts around like he owns the place, proudly flaunting his Melbourne Football Club membership like a peacock showing off its feathers. But put a golf club in his hand, and suddenly he's more like an Australian The Bald Eagle—majestic yet slightly awkward. Watching him swing is like witnessing a kangaroo trying to do ballet—entertaining but not entirely graceful. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Let's just say the odds are about as likely as a koala winning a marathon.

Jeff "Jeff Smith" Smith (45)

100 to 1

Bufflehead

Meet Jeff "Jeff Smith" Smith, the legendary golfer who's better known for his uncanny ability to turn a pristine golf course into a treacherous obstacle course. With a swing reminiscent of a confused octopus, Jeff has elevated bad golfing to an art form. Rumor has it that his golf balls have taken out more windows than a hailstorm in a glass factory. When he's not hacking away at the greens, Jeff masquerades as a computer programmer, where his code is as elegant as a drunken giraffe on roller skates. His golfing prowess is often compared to that of a Bufflehead bird attempting synchronized swimming – a spectacle to behold, but utterly baffling. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club, let's just say they're about as likely as finding a sober leprechaun at the end of a rainbow.

Josh "Mega Slug" Tate

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Dickcissel

Josh "Mega Slug" Tate, the legend with testicles the size of bowling balls and a golf game he despises more than Monday mornings. While most folks are chasing birdies on the green, Mega Slug's idea of golf involves throwing the ball into the nearest pond and cracking open a cold one. The only thing he's mastered is the art of partying, leaving his golf skills as absent as his whereabouts during his mysterious disappearance for a few years. Rumor has it he got distracted by a Dickcissel bird and followed it into the wilderness, only to emerge with tales of wild adventures and a newfound appreciation for bird watching. As for his chances of winning the T.A.T golf tournament at Corowa golf club? Let's just say you're more likely to see a Dickcissel bird swoop down and steal the trophy than witness Mega Slug sink a hole-in-one.