2023 - COBRAM
SCHEDULE
DAY 1
- 4 BALL AMBROSE - STABLEFORD
- 12:00PM
- WEST COURSE
FORMAT: Teams of 4 – add handicaps and divide by 8, Minimum of 4 drives per player to be used.
JOKER HOLE: Captains to nominate 1 hole for double points (before teeing off)
LONGEST DRIVE: Holes 7 & 14
NEAREST TO PIN: Holes 5 & 13
SCORE: Team score carried through by each individual for an overall score.
DAY 2
- PAIRS - STABLEFORD
- 9:00AM
- OLD COURSE
FORMAT: Teams of 2 drawn out at dinner on Friday night.
JOKER HOLE: Captains to nominate 1 hole for double points (before teeing off)
LONGEST DRIVE: Holes 6 & 18
NEAREST TO PIN: Holes 9 & 14
SCORE: Hole 1-9 take the best score of pair, Hole 10-18 add scores together. Team score added to Day 1 score and carried through for individual score.
DAY 3
- INDIVIDUAL - STABLEFORD
- 8:00AM
- WEST COURSE
FORMAT: Individual stableford.
JOKER HOLE: Each player to nominate 1 hole for double points (prior to teeing off)
LONGEST DRIVE: Holes 7 &18
NEAREST TO PIN: Holes 5 & 13
SCORE: Individual Score added to Day 1 & 2 Total
RESULTS & INFO
RESULTS
OVERALL
- CHAMPION: Cain
- RUNNERS UP:Tex
- 3rd:Wade
- NAGA: Ben
- BEST DRESSED: Dan
DAILY WINNERS
- DAY 1: Jase, Hammer, Simmo B, Greeny
- DAY 2: Tex, Cain
- DAY 3: Wade
LONGEST DRIVE:
- DAY 1:
- Hole 7 - Wade
- Hole 14 - Kieran
- DAY 2:
- Hole 6 - Simmo B
- Hole 18 - Wade
- DAY 3:
- Hole 7 - Lynchy
- Hole 18 - Danny
NEAREST TO THE PIN:
- DAY 1:
- Hole 5 - Sleezy
- Hole 13 - Tai
- DAY 2:
- Hole 9 - Danny
- Hole 14 - Greeny
- DAY 3:
- Hole 5 - Jenko
- Hole 13 - Jenko
LEADERBOARD
| Player | HC | D1 Score | D1 Position | D2 HC | D2 Score | Overall Score | D2 Position | D3 HC | D3 Score | Overall Score & Pos |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cain | 5 | 54 | 3 | 5 | 63 | 117 | 2 | 3 | 37 | 154 |
| Tex | 10 | 51 | 4 | 10 | 63 | 114 | 4 | 8 | 39 | 153 |
| Wade | 21 | 51 | 4 | 21 | 60 | 111 | 5 | 20 | 40 | 151 |
| Danny | 13 | 51 | 4 | 13 | 60 | 111 | 5 | 12 | 37 | 148 |
| Chris | 26 | 54 | 3 | 26 | 61 | 115 | 3 | 24 | 29 | 144 |
| Simo T | 20 | 51 | 4 | 20 | 53 | 104 | 10 | 20 | 37 | 141 |
| Yada | 19 | 55 | 2 | 18 | 38 | 93 | 23 | 19 | 39 | 138 |
| Sleezy | 22 | 55 | 2 | 21 | 47 | 103 | 12 | 21 | 35 | 138 |
| Christian | 19 | 50 | 6 | 20 | 52 | 102 | 14 | 20 | 36 | 138 |
| Lynchy | 13 | 51 | 4 | 13 | 52 | 103 | 16 | 13 | 32 | 135 |
| Browny | 20 | 51 | 4 | 13 | 52 | 103 | 16 | 13 | 32 | 135 |
| Jenko | 12 | 55 | 2 | 11 | 50 | 105 | 8 | 11 | 29 | 134 |
| PT | 23 | 50 | 6 | 24 | 46 | 96 | 19 | 24 | 37 | 133 |
| Nick | 15 | 54 | 3 | 15 | 49 | 103 | 12 | 16 | 29 | 132 |
| Roger | 20 | 50 | 6 | 21 | 45 | 95 | 22 | 22 | 35 | 130 |
| Trent | 13 | 51 | 4 | 13 | 53 | 104 | 10 | 13 | 26 | 130 |
| Tai | 21 | 48 | 7 | 23 | 49 | 97 | 17 | 25 | 29 | 128 |
| Hamish | 22 | 58 | 1 | 20 | 50 | 108 | 7 | 19 | 20 | 128 |
| Jase | 13 | 58 | 1 | 11 | 42 | 100 | 15 | 11 | 28 | 128 |
| Simmo B | 21 | 58 | 1 | 19 | 47 | 105 | 9 | 19 | 22 | 127 |
| Daniel | 30 | 50 | 6 | 31 | 46 | 96 | 18 | 31 | 29 | 125 |
| Chicken | 12 | 48 | 7 | 14 | 39 | 87 | 25 | 16 | 36 | 123 |
| Kieran | 36 | 54 | 3 | 36 | 42 | 96 | 20 | 36 | 27 | 123 |
| Ash H | 21 | 48 | 7 | 2 | 39 | 87 | 25 | 25 | 23 | 110 |
| Ben | 19 | 51 | 4 | 19 | 38 | 89 | 24 | 21 | 14 | 103 |
ROOMMATES
- Trent, Rick, Tex
- Greeny, Jase, Chicken
- Dan & Christian
- Jenko, Cain, Simmo B
- Ash, Tai, Hammer
- Simmo T, Lynchy, Wade
- Ben, Yada, Sleezy
- Nick, Kieran, Chris
- PT, Rog, Danny
HANDICAPS
Handicaps will change after each day to keep it interesting
| POSITION | CHANGE TO H/C |
|---|---|
| 1-4 | -2 |
| 3-8 | -1 |
| 9-20 | No Change |
| 21-24 | +1 |
| 25-28 | +2 |
PRIZES
OVERALL PRIZE
- CHAMPION: The Tommy Armour Trophy & 1 x Bottles
- RUNNERS UP: 1 x Bottles
- 3RD to 5TH: 1 x Bottle
DAILY PRIZE
- DAY 1: 1st to 3rd (Overall Team Score) - 1 x Bottle Per Person (12 Total)
- DAY 2: 1st to 3rd (Individual Score) - 1 x Bottle Per Person (6 Total)
- DAY 3: 1st to 5th (Individual Score) - 1 x Bottle Per Person (5 Total)
LONGEST DRIVE: 2 x Bottles Per Day (6 Total)
NEAREST TO THE PIN: 2 x Bottles Per Day (6 Total)
BEST OUTFIT: 2 x Winners - 1 x Bottle Per Person
TURNING UP: 1 x Bottle (28 Total)
*In the event of a tie follow the steps below to determine the winner
- Highest Stableford score on the back
- Lowest handicapper wins
- Fight to the death
FORM GUIDE

PT / Rog
80/1
Just like the Flintstones this partnership is well past its use by date. It’d be a brave punter putting any of their hard earned money on either of these two.

Jase / Ben
30/1
Ben’s new to the group and Jase did his best work on the milo martinis last year. Both will be way too focussed on getting to know each other over a beer than actually winning.

Greeny / Chicken
16/1
Were Bert and Ernie in a romantic relationship or just friends, I mean they bathed together, and shared a room, expect lots of bromance from these two.

Tai / Ash
100/1
Dumb and dumber is probably being a bit hard on our movie duo. Can both play golf on their day, but being consistent for 3 days will prove too much.

Lynchy / Wade
90/1
Both big hitters but both put the ball way outta bounds, Lynchy’s luck is due to run out and Wade’s sneaky tactic of hitting his ball two fairways over to put his playing group off ultimately hurts his own game more.

Hammer / Kruges
200/1
A love affair for the ages, both rubbish at golf and will do their best work in the bar.

Daniel / Christian
40/1
Regulars on the trip, have flirted with podium finishes over the years but their game’s gone backwards in recent years and this commentator can’t realistically see anything changing here.

Yada / Sleezy
75/1
Probably better card players than golfers. Who is who in this famous duo is anyone's guess. Muppet-like performances on the course are to be expected.

Jenko / Normie
18/1
We’re getting the band back together, fantastic to watch and enjoy their company but typically unreliable like Jake and Elroy and their golf this weekend will prove that.

Trent / Cain
5/1
The two best golfers on the trip, their game will hold up under pressure and either of these two will definitely win. The smart money on the quality players.

Tex / Rick
15/1
Silent assassins, and Tex completed a stunning victory last year. Totally handicapped out of it this weekend. Rick is always there-a-bouts but can’t quite finish with a win.

Kieran / Nick
100/1
The original dynamic duo, both playing off generous HCs for their underlying ability. Will start well but finish poorly. Zero chance of winning.

Simo T / Simmo B
45/1
Simon and Simon, the force of half price cocktails and excuses of how parenthood has killed their game. The truth is they were never really that good and we’ll look forward to hearing the same excuses again this year.

Danny / Chris
500/1
Probably the two best blokes in the group. Get around these two and buy them a beer, rumour has it next years HCs are generated here. Danny will be too busy telling you muppets when to check in, which tee we’re on, to clean your teeth, wipe your arse etc.to do any good.
| # | GROUP 1 | GROUP 2 | GROUP 3 | GROUP 4 | GROUP 5 | GROUP 6 | GROUP 7 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | PT | Tex | Lynchy | Cain | Jenko | Jase | Chicken |
| 2 | Rog | Rick | Wade | Chris | Sleezy | Simmo B | Ash |
| 3 | Dan | Danny | Simo T | Kieran | Yada | Greeny | Tai |
| 4 | Christian | Trent | Ben | Nick | Hammer | ||
| TEAM H/C | 11 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 9 |
| # | GROUP 1 | GROUP 2 | GROUP 3 | GROUP 4 | GROUP 5 | GROUP 6 | GROUP 7 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Trent / Simon | Lynchy / Christian | Kieran / Jase | Hammer / Jenko | Browny / Rog | Wade / Danny | Chris / Greeny |
| 2 | Tex / Cain | Tai / Nick | PT / Dan | Ben / Yada | Simmo B / Sleezy | Ash / Chicken |
| # | GROUP 1 | GROUP 2 | GROUP 3 | GROUP 4 | GROUP 5 | GROUP 6 | GROUP 7 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ben | Rog | Dan | Christian | Simmo B | Danny | Greeny |
| 2 | Ash | Kieran | PT | Jase | Trent | Wade | Chris |
| 3 | Chicken | Yada | Tai | Sleezy | Simmo B | Hammer | Tex |
| 4 | Browny | Lynchy | Nick | Jenko | Cain |











